I am buying a bottle of Pepsi and the lady serving me has artificial eye lashes and I can see that she's not so pretty but the eye lashes have done a little magic to her face.
Then she does the unexpected. She yawns and opens her mouth wide without covering her mouth. The yawn is long and it ends with a pout. Maybe she thinks opening her mouth like that is sexy?
Then I realise that she is just one in a million other women doing things they think are cool but which just make them look stupid or dumb.
Take for instance the way women are taking selfies these days. It is like everyone now thinks a pout is sexy. Well it is sexy depending on the person and how she is pouting her lips.
Most of these women over do it. Here is how I feel you should do it.
Don't make it look like you're shushing the baby or you're just about to kiss a porcupine.
A pout shouldn't be too obvious. It is something that should look natural like a dimple.
I hate it when I see a pout in a selfie posted on Facebook competing with a deliberately wrinkled forehead and two bulging eyes.
The combination is so confusing sometimes because it makes the woman look like she is having an orgasm of her life.
Amazingly, as if that was not enough, the pout has been joined by the booty. The only difference is the pout is almost every time a selfie while the booty shot is taken by a friend.
The booty shot is taken with the head slightly tilted and facing the camera. I must admit that the booty shot is not that bad because there's always something magical about the booty.
Annoyingly, some men have joined the bandwagon of "Pouters" and "Wrinklers". Man what are you pouting for? If you want to look sexy and manly, buy yourself copy of GQ and see those photos of sexy dudes.
If you see a wrinkle on their brow, it's because age is catching up with them. By the way, did you see how women were drooling over Irvine Randle's photos? I don't remember seeing him pout or deliberately wrinkle his brow for him to attract all that attention.
To borrow a few words from the Ladylebz on Wordpress, "First of all, pouting makes you look like a duck that's trying to look sexy. This is especially true for the brothers out there who think they are competing for the title sexiest man in the world by pouting in their pics. There's nothing sexy about it. And according to photography pros, sexiness emanates from your eyes as they express what's happening inwardly as you think of yourself as sexy and alluring, not through protruding your lips forward trying to look like Donald Duck."
Hahahahahahaha..... Now I can laugh at you with lots of confidence when your next pout filled selfie reminds me of who you look like.
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